Did you know there's full-on lore about how Cabbage Patch Kids are born? In the Babyland General Hospital in Georgia there are rows and rows of these cabbage patch heads surrounding a tree, with fairies that help them grow, and even a human-sized stork that "delivers" the Cabbage Patch Kids once they're ready? They even put on a little show whenever a new one is "born". It's a lot. You should go.