Cabbage Patch General Hospital is a plantation-style building on a number of acres of farmland in the middle of the woods in the middle of nowhere in Georgia. My wife took me on a secret tour of spots from her youth and wouldn't tell me where we were going until we turned into the driveway and saw the Babyland sign.
These little Cabbage Patch Kid statues lining the parking lot were a portent of what to expect inside.